As an experienced repairman, I've installed my fair share of appliances over the years. If you're a seasoned DIY'er like me, or even a newbie just dipping your toes into this handy world, installing your microwave can seem like a daunting task, but fear not! Tackling this job can be fun, satisfying, and a great learning experience.

Step 1: Choosing Your Microwave

Before precariously dangling off a ladder with a hefty microwave in tow, remember it all starts with picking the right one! Don't just go for the flashiest model with the most buttons; consider the following elements:

Dimensions

Always check the dimensions of your desired model and the space you're planning to put it. Trust me, there's nothing worse than getting an appliance home only to find it's bigger than your wall.

Wattage

If you're going to use your microwave for more than reheating last night's pizza, you might want one with higher wattage—that way, your popcorn won't turn out as a pile of lukewarm kernels.

Features and Functions

Sure, all those buttons can be tempting! However, consider what features you really need—convection or grill, defrost settings, child lock—and what's just going to be a waste of money (and extra complexity when installing).

Step 2: Deciding on an Installation Location

Choose wisely! It's like landing in a game of Fortnite - placement plays a crucial role in winning or losing the game. And just like Fortnite, you've got a few options.

Countertop Microwaves

These are the easiest to install. Just unpack, plug, plop down on your countertop, and voila! However, they do consume precious counter space.

Under Cabinet Microwaves

If you like the look of all that sleek, uninterrupted countertop, an under cabinet microwave is for you. You'll need to drill it in place and have an available energy outlet nearby.

Over the Range Microwaves

An over the range microwave doubles as a hood for your stove and saves space. However, installation is a bit more complicated—you'll need to consider ventilation and align the mounting plate with studs on your wall.

Step 3: The Installation Process

After you’ve chosen the perfect microwave and identified the ideal spot for it, it’s time to roll up your sleeves and get cracking. Here's a quick rundown:

Preliminary Setup

Ensure you've got all the necessary tools (yes, checking the instruction manual is advisable). You might need some of the following: a power drill, stud finder, level (for anti-wonky installation), and possibly some extra help.

Mounting and Hooking Up

If you're mounting your microwave, start with the mounting plate. Use your level here—nobody wants a wonky appliance! The plate's job is to bear the brunt of the weight, so make sure it’s secure. When the plate is in place, with a little help, hoist your microwave onto the mount, and bolt it to the wall or cabinet.

Then comes the electricity part—simply plug it into the nearest power outlet. I recommend a dedicated circuit to avoid overloading issues.

Safety Check

Plug it in, give it a test run with a mug of water. If the water gets warm and doesn't turn into an alien lifeform, you've done it! Congratulations! Give yourself a pat on your back.

And the Cherry on Top!

So there you have it folks! Your comprehensive guide to microwave installation. To sum up, remember to think about important factors like dimensions, wattage, features, and installation locations when purchasing your microwave. When it comes to installing, gather your tools, mind the level, anchor it well, and you’re all set!

No more nervously waiting for an appliance repairman while your leftover lasagna cools. DIY'er or not, installing a microwave is a fun, achievable task. So plug in that popcorn, kick back, and bask in the glory of a job well done!