Unlocking the Garbage Disposal’s “Do Not Enter” List: A Repairman’s Insights

Greetings, fellow DIY champions! It's your friendly neighborhood repairman, here with some invaluable advice that might just save your garbage disposal (and wallet) from an agonizing demise.

Today, we’ll be diving deep into an essential homeowner's question, “What shouldn't be put into a garbage disposal?” Undoubtedly, homeowners love the convenience of a garbage disposal, but with power comes responsibility.

Demystifying The Garbage Disposal

Before revealing the forbidden items, let's brush up on Garbage Disposal 101. At its core, a garbage disposal is essentially a grunting, grinding machine making your kitchen cleanup easier by devouring food leftovers (but not all!). It's like the dynamic, hungry beast lurking beneath your kitchen sink – fed the right things, it’s a great help; fed the wrong items, it revolts, leading to clogs, blade damages, ungodly smells, literal churns and costly repairs.

The Cardinal List: What to Avoid

Now, as promised, here's the unambiguous list of items that should be exiled from the kingdom of your garbage disposal.

1. Non-Food Items

The rule of thumb is simple: If it isn't food, it doesn't belong in your disposal. This includes everyday items like plastic wraps, cigarette butts, paper, glass, and that little action figure your kid decided needed a whirlpool bath.

2. Fibrous and Stringy Foods

Items like celery, onions, lettuce, corn husks, artichokes, asparagus, and carrot peels are the Big Bad Wolf of our garbage disposal story. They can twist around the blade, causing it to seize up or dull over time.

3. Coffee Grounds and Eggshells

Contrary to popular belief, coffee grounds aren't a disposal's best friend. They can accumulate in the drain cause clogs over time, not to mention the party they throw with oils and greases in your drain. And those eggshells? Their inner membranes can stick to the blades while the shattered shells serve as abrasive sandpaper to your disposal.

4. Starchy or Expandable Foods

Pasta, rice, potatoes, and beans are all expandable when exposed to water, which can gum up the works inside your disposal and increase the risk of blockages.

5. Oils, Fats, and Grease

Their liquid disposition might fool you into believing they’re harmless. Yet, once cooled, they solidify in your pipes, leading toward dreaded blockages, not unlike those arteries McDonald’s is so criticized for clogging up.

6. Bones and Seafood Shells

Last but not least, keep in mind your garbage disposal isn't as invincible as Superman. Bones, seafood shells, and hard seed pits are their kryptonite, causing serious damage to the blades and motor.

Pro Tips to Keep Your Garbage Disposal Running Smoothly

Keep It Clean

Run your disposal regularly to prevent rust and corrosion. Every once in a blue moon, chuck in some ice cubes, a little salt, and frozen citrus peels for a comprehensive clean and refreshing smell.

Go Cold Over Hot

Always use cold water when running your disposal. It solidifies any grease or oils for easier grinding before they reach the trap to cause blockages.

Grind in Moderation

Let's remember, it’s not a circus lion ready to swallow a sword. Feed the disposal slowly and with small quantities to prevent overloads.

Navigating The High Waters: Final Thoughts

By now, this list of not-to-be-disposed items will hopefully help you steer clear of the treacherous, murky waters of garbage disposal wrecks. Remember, what goes down the drain matters, since misuse or overuse can lead to premature wear and tear and expensive repairs that no homeowner loves to deal with.

In the end, treating your garbage disposal with care and consideration will pay off. After all, a well-behaved garbage disposal is the silent hero of a well-run kitchen. Remember, only you can prevent disposal disasters!