So, you've been lying awake at night, kept awake by the incessant soundtrack to your sleepless nights that's taken the form of a noisy ceiling fan, huh? You'd prefer to hire a professional, but I see that you’re feeling a pinch in your pocket. No worries, you’ve come to the right place. Today, we're morphing you into a certified DIY'er! We’re going to tackle the darned ‘Fan-Fiasco’ without sweating over a hefty repair bill. Let’s get going, shall we?

Get Your Tools Ready, Sherlock!

First things first, assemble your toolbox. You’ll need: 1. A screwdriver.2. WD-40 or another form of lubricant.3. A step ladder.4. Clean, dry cloth.

That's it. You don't need to have an Aladdin's cave to fix that noisy fan!

Time to Play 'Spot the Trouble'

Loose Screws Mean Loose Sleep

Alright, DIY'er, it's time to don on that detective cap. Our primary suspects? Loose screws! A loose screw could lead to parts shaking and that’s what's been serenading your nights with unpleasant noise.

So, get up on that ladder like a nimble cat does a tree and check those screws. Use your screwdriver to tighten each one. Begin with the screws on the blade brackets to the motor hub, then on the blade arms to the motor body, and finally, the light fixture screws.

The Case of the Unsteady Blades

Next, check if the fan blades are spinning properly. An off-balance blade can stir up quite a racket. How do you check this? Well, just turn your fan on and observe the blades. Do they wobble? If yes, you have found your noisy nemesis.

Switch off the fan. Give it some time to stop spinning. Climb back up your trusty ladder and inspect each blade. You could try weighing them down temporarily with a little adhesive putty to see if balance is restored. If it is, you might need to either get new blades or adjust the weights until there's less of a wobble.

The Oil Mystique: A Lubricating Tale

Squeaky sounds usually mean ‘I need some oil!’ Your fan could be thirsty for some lubrication.

Locate the oil hole; it’s usually at the top of the motor. Using your WD-40 (or other machinery lubricants), ‘quench its thirst’. Once done, let the fan run for a few minutes to allow the oil to traverse through the components. Remember, use oil sparingly! Over-lubrication can harm your fan.

About High Time for a High Five

There you are, my brave DIY'er. You’ve successfully battled a noisy fan and hopefully, won. However, if the noise persists, don't lose heart. It could mean a more severe issue, maybe worn out bearings or faulty wiring. In such cases, it might be safe (and wise) to call in the professionals.

And, if the fan is too old, it might be trying to say, ‘I’m done! Time for a new one’. So, if the noise continues despite your best fix-it efforts, it might be time for a replacement. Don’t worry, installing a new one could be another exciting DIY project.

And Now, The Silent Night Awaits

Congratulations! You've journeyed where few dare to tread and attempted to silence a noisy ceiling fan on your own. Whether it worked or not, you've learned something today and, in the DIY universe, knowledge is power (and potential savings!). Sleep tight, fearless handyman - without any clanging fan noises, you've earned it!